Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
The ass gains better be worth it
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