Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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