We're like a lot better than the average bears
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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