We should be called the Road Head Warriors
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
