Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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