im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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