I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Randomize
