Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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