are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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