I think I died a long time ago.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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