dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
why is half of my head shaved?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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