i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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