Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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