I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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