belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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