Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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