is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
