At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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