well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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