How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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