She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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