you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Never joke about your clitoris.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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