Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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