I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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