I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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