Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Never joke about your clitoris.
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