Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
