I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
