He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I would fuck him just for his dog
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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