? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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