Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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