Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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