Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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