don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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