I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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