Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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