I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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