my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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