your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
