Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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