What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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