Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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