Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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