careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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