I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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