I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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