they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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