The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I am available for nakedness
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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