When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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