Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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